GAY. GAY. GAY. GAY. GAY.

Just watched Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. (I don't need to point to the HOTTEST COUPLE on the front cover.)

But yeah: HO-MY-GOD.

I think my gaydar broke.

Thanks to RDJr. and Jude Law, it is dysfunctional right now. My brain is still being gay-ified by their completely heterosexual-relationship. Subtext? What the fuck is that even? THERE WAS NO SUB. PURE TEXT AND IN YOUR FACE GAY.

I am still overwhelmed by how much cosplay RDJr. got to go through in this film (HE WAS A CHAIR FOR GOD'S SAKE). AND THE AMOUNT OF GAY. Oh gods, just gay. Guy Richie took SH1's married couple bantering and times it to the gay power of infinite to give us SH2.

And all the awkward man-laugh in the theatre. I think I spent the entire time just wavering between the emotion of WTF AM I WATCHING and EMBARRASSMENT for them. (Really boys, tone the gay down.)

Also... yeah, Watson gets married. (Spoilers: And then Sherlock tosses Watson's newly-wedded wife out of a moving train in a fit of jealousy (?) and convenience and then they proceed to have angry-train!sex/rape/slight dub-con where they end up getting cockblocked in the act by men with big guns but fear not, Sherlock has got this all down to one deliberate shot. And then I gay all over place.)

Oh yeah, have I forgot to talk about plot? Umm... big guns? machine guns? explosives? canons? and extreme mind!fights. The action sequences are really over the top but trust me, it's mostly just gay. OTL

Cineplex's complementary magazine:

Needless to say my sisters and I grabbed four from the gay stand of gay-detective-love. One for never-opening, one for opening to actually read, one for tearing and postering, and one for shoving it into people's faces. Sat down in my chair before I actually read the cover clearly to SEE A SPREAD ON FASSY and Shame! V V MY HEART IS COMPLETE. (my phone's camera has the most shit-tastic qualities ever.)

Just when I thought enough heart-attacks before the movie even started, the trailers begin to play. The Hunger Games: RAVEN (Jennifer Lawrence)! *u* Next: Jack the Giant Killer: BEAST (Nick Hoult) with director Bryan Singer (X-Men123) and the finale: The Dark Knight: ARTHUR (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) with director Christopher Nolan (Inception)! V V

My heart can't take this... and I just realized how obsessed I've been... OTL

Nihongo wa muzukashii ne!

Good news? Bad news? Still contemplating but it is certainly BIG news (or at least for myself) XD

SHALL BE GOING BACK TO HK FOR 2 MONTHS AND THEN TO JAPAN FOR 3 WEEKS!! (Right after I finish my second term at uni.)

\(*u*)/~*~*~*

The 2 months in HK really doesn't bring me the excitement I should have b/c I will be forced to see a d-bag that I must technically call a cousin but anything for my grandmother so I shall stay. But I do hope I can go to neighboring countries, Taiwan? Singapore? China? (I was hoping to go to some anime-cons but it doesn't seem that my time will match their schedules /BIGGEST REGRET OF MY LIFE)

BUT. The main thing I am both nervous and completely excited for is going to Japan for 3 whole weeks. Mind you that I will be making the trip by myself (lonely traveler desu!) and for the first time ever too! >u< I am still not too sure how I would survive, not only b/c my Japanese is crappier than crap and b/c I am on limited cash as well, I think I am dumping a huge wad on buying the JR pass for traveling around during my stay XDD

Still! Planning needs to happen (and yes, cheezy I am looking right at you, my Japan-guru ;D) what are the must-see/must-go places in Japan? And good (and cheap) lodging? Any tips? Mannerism I should take note of?

Basically: survive in Japan 101, anyone? :'D

It's a film overload!

My first uni-exams are done! V

So that obviously calls for celebration! And of course that means: movie night~~

First up on the must-see block: INCEPTION! (I can feel the condemning stares already, like why aren't you on the EamesArthur ship yet? Well... I have no good excuse other than I hate Leonardo DiCaprio's face... OTL But that will all change b/c I shall be watching it in a few hours :D /excited!)

Next! Two films starring James McAvoy: The Last Station and Starter for 10! :D B/c I am all for the Jungkov craze over on tumblr so I must take a look for myself how adorable I-sneeze-when-I-am-nervous!Valentin Bulgakov!James McAvoy is ;) And Starter for 10? nerdy!James? How can I say no, really.

More! Watching Sherlock Holmes in two days!! I really should be a lot more excited for someone who is going to get to see RDJr. in drag but I am pretty sure that will change after I watch it ;D Looking forward to Jude Law and RDJr.'s married-life bantering, train!sex, and yeah sure... mystery-solving? Does that even exist in this film? OTL

Anything Goes

When I sleep, I don't usually wake up. And I don't know what time zone I am in anymore because time is divided between studying and eating with internet breaks in between. D:

But then this is what I find and I think it makes up for everything.

(So yes, there is actually a point in me double posting and not studying like I really should.)



Even though you may be demanding what the hell you just watch, I must remind you this caters perfectly to both the biology-nerd and the pervert that I am.

Green Porno and Seduce Me is a series of mini videos all about animal/insect sex. It is both comical (as you can see from the example above) and highly convincing. I honestly believe Isabella Rossellini deserves all the awards for the performance she gives us. It is eerie, unsettling and whole-heartedly entertaining all at the same time.

But really this isn't just for dirty jokes, there is a certain artistic quality to everything they do, from the story to the execution. This really is something to watch. And also because this is graphic animal and insect porn but I think you get the point by now XD

This makes my day and probably the days after this.

And of course, I don't dare to leave you hanging with just a taste of all this porno-goodness ;)

**To watch more just click here at the Sundance Channel.

This skin is not my own

Living in residence with your friends is like a four month long sleep-over party but much more real (and nerdy and studious) and definitely less glamorous (no sexy pillow fights in lingerie or heart-to-heart discussion on our latest boy-crushes.) Just a lot of bad-inside jokes and quite a few realizations that we are all fairly-rounded people who have a lot weird habits.

It's interesting to say the least. :)

Momo-chan desu yo!

What is this and why do I have such a yearning for him?

Kobito Dukan is... I really can't say D: They are children's book characters? Vegetables with faces? Fruits with faces? Things with faces? I don't know, I just find their hideous faces so adorable. I am attracted to their uglyness.

Official site: Kobito Dukan
Official Shop: Kobito Dukan Shop

I need one of them in my life. DDDD:

Momo!Keychain! V V V V


I love the way his butt looks like his cheeks.


And behold! He can take off his mushroom cap!!! OOOO: I am amazed beyond anything.




Moo-moo-nipple head? His face gets me.

I honestly have no idea what this is, I just find his bag so eye-catching.

There is a special place on my tongue for milk and tea

Pffft. Less of me my ass, I can't focus, dammit! DDD:

I have an English Proficiency Test tmr night-- something I can't study for anyway, I just pray my ability to bs will save my butt. So instead, I made milk tea with a black tea tea bag and condensed milk: SO GOOD. (I think I am still a genius.)

However, now I am not too sure whether I can sleep, I have such a low tolerance for milk-tea... crap.

I really don't make smart choices at all, do I? D:

Now I shall head back to the physics which I have neglected for over... 5 hours.



(And this is for you.

As much as I care, which is a lot more than I thought I could.

I am not going to let you bring me down.)