Friday, February 19, 2010

I admit, I am a brained damaged baby

I used to visit ff.n's DGM section almost religiously and ate up anything remotely RK.

Now, I don't even have the interest to read RK even if it may be handed to me on a plate. DD: It is quite a revelation to me too XDD But out of boredom and reluctance for homework, I clicked into ff.n.

I don't know what I was expecting and maybe it was the lack of expectations but there is so much AUs. I dismissed the typical high school settings ones because those aren't new but there are really some strange ones...
  • Robots (huh?? -dumbfound face-)
  • Pirates (and it isn't even referring to Rabi!!)
  • Mermaids (Disney. Gray-man??!!)
  • Bakeries (serious?? Baker!who?)
So this sparked off the creative (and seriously disturbed) side of me:

Title: Untitled (because I seriously can't think of something remotely cool for this.)
Rating: K+
Genre: AU, Adventure, Drama, Parody
Summary: Three strangers come together to embark on a mystical journey in search of their dreams, to illegally poach creatures in the dangerous outskirts of their world.
Warnings: Unicorn hunter!Allen. Dragon sniper!Rabi. Whale-sashimi cutter!Kanda. (This is clear abuse for "!")

This is my brain baby and I promise you and the world that I would actually never write such thing. Seriously, as brain damaged as I can get, I promise. ;P

PS: But please imagine Kanda throwing a whale in the end, gives the air a few nice clean slashes and raw whale meat falls to land neatly on a plate.

5 comments:

cheezy said...

LOL, sashimi cutter, I can't stop laughing at it, imagine mugen's actually a sashimi cutter... D: And it's so interestingly cute. If by chance, one day, you've gotten brain damage, please do write this. Maybe then, I'll go read the D.Gray section... D:

Kuro said...

It is quite a fest to the imagination, ne? XDDD Alright then, even though if I promised to never write something so... frightening? XD But for my brain's sake, if it ever gets damaged, this is the first thing that I will write! XDD

cheezy said...

Lol, now I'll be praying for the day you get one. I'm mean, I know ;)
And having no internet for the past week (and many more coming since I haven't register my own line after cutting my previous provider's line), it's crazy trying to sneak read fanfiction T__T.

Dementia said...

WRITE IT. LIKE SERIOUSLY.

Also, I used to despise AUs. Especially to read. But most of my planned multichapters are AUs! XD The recently started one is timetravel, and there are other two - medieval and detective, and then the AU oneshots of fairytale, Notre Dame de Paris and Vietnam War + Hippie Movement one. KILL ME NOW.

Kuro said...

For your sake. Maybe, I am moved. XDDD

I mean I am just fine with AUs, cuz I know some of them are just soooo damn interesting XD Oh! Your time travel one, I am tempted into reading it but no time yet D: There are others too? Wowww~ But one question... vietnam war+hippie movement??!

XDDDD

I am interested! ;D