Just watched Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. (I don't need to point to the HOTTEST COUPLE on the front cover.)
But yeah: HO-MY-GOD.
I think my gaydar broke.
Thanks to RDJr. and Jude Law, it is dysfunctional right now. My brain is still being gay-ified by their completely heterosexual-relationship. Subtext? What the fuck is that even? THERE WAS NO SUB. PURE TEXT AND IN YOUR FACE GAY.
I am still overwhelmed by how much cosplay RDJr. got to go through in this film
And all the awkward man-laugh in the theatre. I think I spent the entire time just wavering between the emotion of WTF AM I WATCHING and EMBARRASSMENT for them. (Really boys, tone the gay down.)
Also... yeah, Watson gets married.
Oh yeah, have I forgot to talk about plot? Umm... big guns? machine guns? explosives? canons? and extreme mind!fights. The action sequences are really over the top but trust me, it's mostly just gay. OTL
Cineplex's complementary magazine:
Needless to say my sisters and I grabbed four from the gay stand of gay-detective-love. One for never-opening, one for opening to actually read, one for tearing and postering, and one for shoving it into people's faces. Sat down in my chair before I actually read the cover clearly to SEE A SPREAD ON FASSY and Shame! V V MY HEART IS COMPLETE. (my phone's camera has the most shit-tastic qualities ever.)
Just when I thought enough heart-attacks before the movie even started, the trailers begin to play. The Hunger Games: RAVEN (Jennifer Lawrence)! *u* Next: Jack the Giant Killer: BEAST (Nick Hoult) with director Bryan Singer (X-Men123) and the finale: The Dark Knight: ARTHUR (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) with director Christopher Nolan (Inception)! V V
My heart can't take this... and I just realized how obsessed I've been... OTL
My heart can't take this... and I just realized how obsessed I've been... OTL
8 comments:
So uh do u get comments often?
Uhh... not ones like this^
I didn't watch it yet ,,,, and now I won't ever !
@Lama: (I take it you aren't into homoerotic subtext? XD)But don't take me for it!! The film's action scenes are quite dramatic if I do say so myself!
I shut my eyes when gay scenes are on and sometimes I change the channel :D I don't like anything gay ,,, it gives me the creeps .. but what I'm wondering about is how did they manage to make an action-gay movie ? aren't gays supposed to be delicate and kinda sensitive ?? o.o just saying ! maybe I don't even get the whole movie :D !
ORLY?? XDD I am surprised, considering all the gay I post around this blog... hope I haven't made you read through all of my posts with your eyes close? XDD
Nahh, gays are hardly delicate and sensitive. Well some are, but most are just like everyday men who are straight. They just have a different sexual orientation thats all, no different really ;) Action-gay movies are the most fun and the most action-y to watch~
I ... Didn't notice :p
I'll pay more attention to the gay stuff you post next time :D I'll try to keep my eyes open ,, although when I read your posts and I liked them they were open but I didn't see anything gay ! that's confusing !
XDDDD I can put up some warnings for you! But I am glad, you found my posts open! Or maybe I am just quite the ambiguous one? XD (That's another thing about gay: it's confusing! ;D)
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