it's twenteen you asshole

asdfg.

Actually, that's a lie, I feel nothing at all about it really. Maybe that's because of the 80-something pages of human physio I am currently not reading but you know, it's multiple choice... or something (a good rule of thumb: pick C or E, unless you are spicy and want to go for something risky, then by all means pick A).


And omfg, thank you to ka for making a faux-fanbook of my own work on her website. Or as you present: WC FANBOOK 20, in which my Imagine Your OTP series gets their first line google-translated into Chinese and goddamn do they all sound filthy even though there is only one that has Peter and Neal sharing a kiss. OTL

(AND HOW IS IT THAT EVEN GOOGLE-TRANSLATE CAN WRITE BETTER PORN WITH MY OWN FIC THAN I CAN?)

Thanks babe. ;^)

Do not blame if I end up writing a fic called Finished Within 20 Minutes (and we ALL know how filthy that sounds already) or another one called This is all Fake. /runs away laughing


PS: my personal present to myself (sad? I know, let's just not talk about it and no one has to know) is a White Suits DCU!AU fic that I have been wanting since forever because why the fuck not. Harvey is Batman, Mike is Robin, Neal is Nightwing, and Peter is catwoman (or feline man as CG points out) the Police Commissioner, I meant! (these wings are just to slow the fall)

*Edit:
I received some of the sweetest messages from my long time friends: Rincon and Juuuu (no words can describe how you two are the best!) Thank you darlings, you and your messages made my day! And I will promptly respond as soon as I finish these exams! /FIGHTING

From my roommates, I got some strawberries dipped in chocolate she made, a pack of already opened squid snacks, and a bottle of sparkly black nail polish!

Annnnnd, the CG to my PL, my art student of a sis, drew me Adventure Time art with PB and Marcy! They are so adorbs. And my other sis, the one with high distinction, drew me LSP (with bdsm waxplay, and foodplay, kinky)! Thanks babes ;)

oh look, I'm not a teen anymore.