oh the horrors!

You know what makes me sad?

(A lot of things, but mostly my future.)

An eggs-sausage breakfast wrap without the sausage.

I was halfway across campus when I started to eat it, bit through half of it and was like where the fuck is my sausage? It hurts my soul and it broke my heart, not just a little, but quite a lot.

PS: I saw a Bert (as in Bert and Ernie's Bert), his head was quite terrifying.