gets me thinkin' (i rather just get off)

oh, those high horses.

those posts about white bread. and mayo. and shipping. and how we are all internalized misogynists who fetishize gay men (among other such delights).

i don't know, man, i'd rather just have fun and hurt fictional people and not, you know, hurt actual fuckin people.

after all, i am the kind of person who can eat her rice with just mayo. so, um.

ship, and let ship (you do you).