Title: Avengers
Release: The anticipated 2012!
Summary:
A rag-tag team of unlikely heroes come together to battle an army not of this world.
The above can also be read as: a brainless-plotless superheroes film with great looking guys fighting ugly aliens in semi-ridiculous costumes while ridiculously UST-ing all over the place at the same time. (Also known as a mash-up of everything the film industry can get of Marvel’s numerous babies.)
Commentary:
I came out with unexpected feelings, no memory of plot and a cramp in my arm because my face is not made for 3D glasses (I don’t have a Lady Gaga nose) so I had to spend the entire time propping those damn things up so I could watch the film. And because Avengers is a character-galore of a film, have a character-specific commentary (aka fangirl rant.)
Captain America: He is surprisingly well adjusted for a nearing 100 years old senior man with the beefiest muscles around. He is still prancing around wrapped in an American flag and what can I say besides: GIVE ME BUCKY (so the two of them can get on one motorcycle and tour America like Erik and Charles did.)
Ironman: Tony and Pepper were completely sweet-sweet all over the place. Thank the lords I love Pepper just as much as Tony, otherwise I might just gag hetero rainbows.
Thor: I think he has no brain cells and run on pure I-love-my-little-brother feelings when I first watched Thor and thought nothing more. After Avengers, however, my feelings for him spiked and I walked out of the theatre gushing and wanting to scream NII-SANNNN out in the air. I don’t know why and what but that one line of: come home just gave me all the feels.
Loki: Tsun-tsun-tsundere, love. He just needs a hug and some late night snuggles and I am sure he’ll be fine or at least not bent out on destroying the world in the name of my-daddy-loves-my-brother-more. But gah, as much as I don’t have a tsundere-complex, he is moe. And he looks just ravishing in a long coat and scarf with his hair slick back like that. (Yes, yes, yes and thank you.)
Hulk: Adorkable. Just dorky in all the right ways but still angry enough to pull off the greenman’s ultimate HULK SMASH! Despite the instant switch from destroy-everything-in-my-path-I-don’t-care-you’re-my-mom to I’ll-godzilla-for-my-team-let’s-be-temporary-best-friends I still think he is great. (Even though I am a huge Edward Norton fan, Mark Ruffalo you win all my Hulk-lovin’-heart.)
Hawkeye: I just thought he was there. I mean he had a relatively large part but it was just there, you know, it didn’t stand out as well as I thought it would but meh, I guess I don’t have much of a taste for archers XD
Black Widow: Just, uh, let me drool over Scarlett Johanson’s body first will you? Because damn, she’s got a banging body. I really liked her entrance, because it was witty and quirky and it had her tied to a chair speaking Russian in a tanktop. (Enough said, really!)
Nick Fury: I wished he were more kickass. But understandably, this film had too much characters to give each of them an opportunity to show off their awesome.
Minor characters: There were more than enough and some, surprisingly, became more than important… read as spoilers. :P
Overall, the film was a great pre-summer blockbuster but I might be biased because it is obvious I have taken a liking to anything Marvel comics and I say yes to anything with brainless violence and tons of ikemen, or just men in general really, because I am not picky either.
3 comments:
I watched it today XD
I loved Loki, I must say u.u And his green eyes and his smile and attitude and his bluntness and...silliness XDDD
I'm sorry, I really loved him way too much u.u And I agree with all you said regarding him XD
And also the others, actually XD
I want the Blu-Ray already :BB XDDDD
Kuro hun, Kuro hun! D:
People say other people are threatening to remove some fics at FF.net because of explicit sexual content, violence and song fics and all that D:
Care to sign...in case you can...for it to stop? รณ.o
http://www.change.org/petitions/fanfiction-net-stop-the-destruction-of-fanfiction-net
There :D
Hope you're being happy XD
Love ya~ :3
Rin-kunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Hehe... actually about a week ago, one of my fic already got removed because of it OOTL The group reporting ppl are called Critics United and they have a forum up on ff.n too (heard all this on tumblr XDD) but I also heard they warn the authors before reporting them... and my fic never got a warning!! DD:<<
/runs to go sign it!
Even if I wasn't personally affected by it, I still think it is so WRONG to report other ppl because of these violations (I mean, which writer hasn't broken those rules? Why don't they just report every account that has ever posted a fic OTL) Anyway thanks bb!!
Now back to avengers: because I have been meaning to reply since forever. XD Loki was perfect!! He was such a darling, even when he was getting his ass handed to him by everyone OTL Yes, yes! I want blu-ray as well~~~ :DD
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