Tuesday, June 17, 2014

make that the other way

I like my threesomes a fuck lot more than the next person. And I shouldn't complain considering incestuous threesomes are rare enough buuuut because I am human, I will continue to do so.

I WANT LESS TOPPY!HERC AND MORE HERC ON THE BOTTOM.

That's it actually.

Ugh, ugh, ugh I just want Scott and Chuck taking charge and taking care of their brother/daddy. Herc being fucked against the wall, Herc being dragged into the shower by Chuck with Scott crowding in behind, Herc being laid out on the bed, etc. and etc.

Or at least some variation where it isn't constantly Herc banging the ever-fucking-love out of his boys.

Btw, read a really great smut fic the other day until I came to the part of the "winking asshole" and I just laughed and laughed and laughed before finishing the rest biting my lip. I don't think I will ever understand the appeal of a winking bum hole just as you're about to finger it, I just can't.

PS: Sorry if anyone was expecting anything else from this post, on the other hand, I passed my driver's test irl but then I got lost for like 2 hours today on the road by myself because directions aren't my forte like ever.

PPS: My mom just asked me whether there is a chance for me to meet a boyfriend in school and telling me my dad suspects all of my sisters might be a lil'bit gay... WHILE I WAS MAKING MAX MARTINI ICONS ON MY COMPUTER. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY. I MEAN, I LIKE DUDES BUT... HAVE YOU SEEN THE THINGS I IMAGINED MY DUDES TO BE DOING (case 1, this post.)

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